I have to be honest, i was a little nervous that my sister’s pregnancy would put a damper on my summer festivities. Its not that I can’t do stuff without her– its just more fun when she’s there.
So when I stared down the summer concert schedule getting more and more excited about all of the shows I wanted to see– I was worried I’d have no one to go with. From what they tell me, pregnancy is pretty exhausting-sometimes requiring bed-rest.
(What exactly defines ‘bed rest?’ Are you actually expected to stay in bed?? How terrible? Who would actuallywant to be put on bed-rest to think day in and day out about the impending pain of childbirth? And if it doesn’t literallymean laying in bed, what activities are permitted? Is shopping? Is making dinner? Where is the line crossed from acceptable bed-rest behavior to unacceptable activity? And wouldn’t some jobs fall within the acceptable behavior range?)
The good news– my sister is no “bed-rester!”
So it seemed my “summer of concerts” was a go. MGH was particularly excited to see how the babies would respond during the different performances. And since each show was at at different venue, I made it my goal to rate each based on the availability and variety of alcohol…
So our ‘Summer Concert Series’ began way before summer with…
Show number one— THE POLICE
1) HSBC Arena- Buffalo, NY: Let just say as far as availability is concerned, HSBC might have taken the cake. However, it is presentation that really defines this venue. At this stop we (MGH, SKS, N(I can’t beleive I don’t know her middle initial)Y, DJY) took advantage of the bars. Bars– multiple Bars in the arena. Genious! We found ourselves abandoning our “seats” and hanging at a bar with a much better view of these rock legends. I might have even been close enough to douse Sting with the chocolate sauce JAY wanted the opportunity to lick off.
A+ for the concert–duh its The Police. But A+ for the alcohol too, HSBC Arena.
Show number two– The Foo Fighters
2) Blue Cross Arena- Rochester, NY: The most safety conscious location on our summer tour, gender-specific BCA security guards gave each of us a pat-down. (well–except the pregnant lady– note to self– sneak the illegal paraphernalia in with the mom-to-be) As expected, over-sized watered down drafts was the beer-du-jour. Don’t worry I drank it and I enjoyed it– c’mon its BEER! Nothing spectacular to report on this front– the fried dough sans powdered sugar might have been the gastronomical highlight. It certainly was not the dude standing next to me that kept trying to talk to me while the Fighters of Foo were performing. HONESTLY!
As far as the show goes– opening band Year-Long Disaster– to me– was just that!
But the all-mighty Foo’s played almost all my favs– a live version of ‘But Honestly’ would have erased earlier traumas– but I can’t and won’t complain about this Rock show.
A for the Foos. C+ for the beers. F for rest (including the pregnant girl we saw smoking outside before the show began).
Show number three- Sheryl Crow w/ James Blunt
3) CMAC (Constellation Brand Something or other)- Canandaigua, NY: This place gets my A-number one vote for best all-around eating and drinking experience. With vendors like the Dinosaur BBQ how can you not be happy. There was a large variety of wine choices–each sold in its very own “juice-box” like container. We, however, bypassed the wine and opted instead for BLUE MOON! You heard me– BLUE freakin’ MOON– a real beer. I think maybe that’s why MGH kept “going to the bathroom” and returning with more beer. Truly, JAY was not pleased that she had to drive home and while I think I enjoyed the concert, i know i enjoyed the beer!
A++ for the beer. ??? for the show.
Show number four– Sara Bareilles, Maroon 5 and the Counting Crows
4) Darien Lake Performing Arts Center- Darien Center, NY:
I have to start with the following disclaimer– I love Adam Duritz and I wouldn’t say a bad thing about this show if you paid me. And aside from the unfortunate older man (who was getting both his trophy bride, and 16 yr old son drunk) who decided to “take” the empty seat in front of us– the 9th row seats we had were killer!
Much to JAY’s dismay, I did not want the $14 yard of margarita. Unfortunately, my decision to opt for the “mojito” in a can was not a wise choice either.
An important security note– as concert-goers we are not allowed to have the tops to any of the plastic water-bottles sold. They can be used as projectiles to injure people. The plastic water-bottle itself and the aluminum can my Mojito came in were okay–not at risk of being used as a projectile– or at least not as dangerous a projectile as a plastic bottle-cap. Hmm…
Thank god for the wine vendor! Did you know they will take an entire bottle of wine and put it is a huge paper cup and send you off to enjoy the show. BRILLIANT!!
A++++ for the show, D for the Mojito, A for the wine
Show number five: John Mayer
5) Darien Lake Performing Arts Center- Darien Center, NY: Having learned my lesson about the Mojito, SKS and I immediately headed for the winos. We did not however, much to our dismay later, choose to buy an entire bottle. BIG MISTAKE. What was not a mistake was the nachos w/cheese sauce and chili– not runny gross chili but good stuff. And although the seats in front of us seemed to have a rotating collection of inhabitants, this was my favorite John Mayer concert. Sands rocked it out to the post-college angsty songs– and I carried the entire 401 section during the parts where JM asked us to sing along. All-in-all a great way to round out our summer of concerts.
Show–A Wine– A Nachos–A+
So now as I look back on my music-filled summer, I think 2 things:
1) I may be way too preoccupied with alcohol
2) My unborn niece and nephew, who have seen more rock shows before birth than I did before my 18th birthday, are already cooler than I’ll ever be!
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