What is so wrong about wanting a hamburger pattie mattress?

I’ve always been a believer that a girl should dream big. 
So I was shocked at MHG’s response to my musings about Heaven.   I simply mentioned that my Heaven would come complete with a mattress made of hamburger patties topped with a banana xango pillow and a cheese-stick blanket.  To which MHG responded “well then I hope I don;t […]

My sister’s husband doesn’t appreciate my titles…

JAY, as I’ve mentioned before, is full of great ideas. What I need to be clear about is that sometimes her ideas involve a lot of work for MHG and me.
Case Study: Strawberry Picking
I like the idea of picking my own strawberries, I do. I like it even better when it comes […]

My sister DOESN’T think I need new friends… (just a real boyfriend)

I live alone.
Well, except for the two most awesome-est cats God ever created.

Yep-I know what you’re thinking “Crazy Cat Lady” and you’re probably not wrong. But lets be honest, I got the cats so I would have something besides the TV […]

My sister has wierd things in her cupboard…

Somehow last night, I got talked into giving up processed foods. It started with a discussion about New Year’s Resolutions and ended with two boxes of 2004 Democratic National Convention Macaroni & Cheese by Kraft and a pledge to make good choices — both when eating and when voting.
“I’m not sure how good four-year […]

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