What is so wrong about wanting a hamburger pattie mattress?

I’ve always been a believer that a girl should dream big. 
So I was shocked at MHG’s response to my musings about Heaven.   I simply mentioned that my Heaven would come complete with a mattress made of hamburger patties topped with a banana xango pillow and a cheese-stick blanket.  To which MHG responded “well then I hope I don;t […]

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